Named after a short German woman and a bunch of nuns. Seriously.

Teen Pageant Queen—but a potty mouth.

 Love tying a little kid’s shoelaces. Vacuuming = instant gratification. 

Despite loving to organize and label things, I can never find my own phone or keys. Ever.

I live for even the sight of an ocean.

Adore my husband and kids.

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(though sometimes I hide in my closet to avoid them!)