Named after a short German woman and a bunch of nuns. Seriously.
Teen Pageant Queen—but a potty mouth.
Love tying a little kid’s shoelaces. Vacuuming = instant gratification.
Despite loving to organize and label things, I can never find my own phone or keys. Ever.
I live for even the sight of an ocean.
Adore my husband and kids.
(though sometimes I hide in my closet to avoid them!)